Millie and Johnny were lovers, in search of a new place to hang their hats.
“Millie! Check this place out! Hardwood flooring throughout!”
(There is a birdhouse on campus. I had a meeting to attend. Oh, well…I’ll be late. I didn’t call the meeting, anyway.)
"Wow. Let me IN, Johnny!"
"This is grand!"
"Where did she go?"
"Arrrrgh! Females! You can't live with them and you can't live without them! She's probably out shopping again."
Millie was out bargain shopping, just as Johnny thought.
(I am never late for anything. Ten minutes late to the meeting, I apologized profusely. But, today, I realize I have my priorities in order. There are some things in life you just can't put off for another day.)