Cheese Danish, and it's all mine.
Go ahead, make...my...day.
I was leaning against my car while pumping gas. A crow landed a few feet away, cocked its head and glared at me as if to say, "Excuse me, you are blocking my pastry." Oh, OK. I made the connection and stepped back a few feet.
My upper respiratory cold has taken over this week. Home from work today, I was able to sleep 11 hours last night. Rest - gotta have it. Back to work tomorrow in slow motion. I've been reading posts but my mind draws a blank and my fingers stiffen on the keyboard. Slow thinking, dull, flat. You know what I mean?