Five Things Meme by Chloe & Bella

Kate invited me to participate in a Five Things Meme for pets. Her big, brown, beautiful dog, Lytton enjoyed his meme. I thought, now that’s a challenge for me! Interviewing your pet is much more difficult and interesting than arranging a post on Random Facts About Me which would rank high on the boring scale.

So if you are ready for silliness, brace yourself and read on. If not, click on your back button. Don’t think for a minute that the three of us don’t communicate, verbally. We speak to each other and communicate well through eye contact, body language, and tone of voice. I modified this meme and didn't list “five things” in each category to save time and reading. Here’s the result from some improvising on my part. An interview with two Boston Terriers…


WHAT ARE YOUR FIVE FAVORITE SONGS?

Bella?

When you sing Looney Tunes cartoon jingle and throw our little Air Dogs at the s-s-same time. I swoon when you sing Beautiful by Christina Aguilera to me and rub my b-b-belly.

Chloe?

Lady in Red. When you sing Witchy Woman, I feel evil. If I hear you sing the Wicked Witch of the West bicycle jingle, I get excited and run like the wind.

WHAT ARE YOUR FIVE FAVORITE TOYS?

Bella?

Hulie Hoops,

little queaky tennis balls, and my p-p-pink piggy.

And Hulie Hoops. I have a lot of Hulie Hoops.

Chloe?

Rawhide chewies when you put cheese in them and real, expensive golf balls. I like to decapitate Bella’s pink piggy when she annoys me.


WHAT ARE FIVE THINGS YOU LOVE TO EAT?

Bella?

Cookies, cheese, and Jello with fat-free Cool Whip on top. Daddy shares it with me. Don't like pretzels.

Chloe?

Cheese, lunch meat, red clay, ice cream, and a taste of dinner, even when you serve green beans and garlic. Hate pretzels.


WHAT ARE YOUR FIVE FAVORITE ACTIVITIES?

Bella?

Running, l-l-licking my feet, eating, scratching my back on the carpet, sleeping, and sitting on my Daddy’s lap every day.

And I like to watch you c-c-cooking in the kitchen when I sit on the top of the couch, even if you holler at me to get d-d-down.

I like when Chloe plays with me and lets me chew on her skinny n-n-neck.

When I run in the rain and get wet and c-c-cold you cover me. I feel warm and cozy.

Chloe?

Investigating and hunting is my forte. I am very proficient in the sports. I excel in agility. Would you like to know my IQ? I'll gladly look it up for you.

I hate the vacuum cleaner and will enjoy attacking it until the day I die.

Taking naps in the sun, watching cartoons and commercials, and cuddling against your neck and back at night, under the covers. I like when you let me share your pillow and snore in your ear, even when my feet smell like popcorn and I let gas pass. When I heave a big sigh, you do, too. Then we sleep.


WHAT ARE FIVE OF YOUR BAD HABITS?

Bella?

I don’t h-h-have any. I’m a angel. (Ahem…)

Chloe?

You, silly woman, say I beg, steal,

tease, refuse to obey,

Are you talking to me? Just give me a few more minutes. Calm down.

dig too many holes, and I’m irritating as hell. I’m not irritating. You just say that because you are jealous of me. You really think I’m amusing because I’m smarter than you. Come closer, hold still, and let me lick that spot off your eyeglasses. By the way, I love you.

Bella chimes in: I love you more! Let me wash your f-f-face because

I’m your angel.

Do you want to interview your pet(s)? I invite you. Let's hear about it. Silly or not. ;o)